w1zpig:

hello boys and girls it is i, micklemare the rapman here to tell you all about my trip to the goodwill outlet looking for a nice granddad

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

turtlebread:

There’s a huge difference between being shy and introverted and having nothing to say.

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

creating-a-monster:

turn ons

• wifi passwords
• food
• patrick stump

I RENAMED OUR NETWORK AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

meaganby3:

This applies to everything.

khanaya:

i wonder who this could be